Hardwicke's ChanLove
CHANLOVE
A collection of quotes from our channels that make us LOL.

Thu Dec 08 22:59:30 2011

<Newbie> Hardwicke says, "CHANLOVE CHANLOVE CHANLOVE"


Tuesday Dec 14, 2011
<Public> Anais, bringing Ironmen into the fold. MASTER DIPLOMAT.
<Public> Nares hails Anais SUPER-DIPLOMANCER
<Public> Anais says, "…That is the best title /ever/."
<Public> Greensleeves Danae says, "Anais summons: The UN SUMMIT."
<Public> Nares says, "just be aware, Diplomancy is a Dark Art"


Monday January 2, 2012
<Public> No-Fun Hardwicke says, "I think I should be Ser Hardwicke the Hot."
<Public> Greensleeves Danae says, "I am making a pop-culture /and/ Last Unicorn reference."
<Public> No-Fun Hardwicke says, "Possibly Ser Hardwicke the Hottypants."
<Public> Greensleeves Danae says, "Ser Hardwicke, the unyielding."
<Public> Primrose Cordelya was looking for something suitably Shakespearean and mad for Corrie here. And Hardwicke is not the hottie pants
<Public> Primrose Cordelya says, "Alek is, apparently, the hottie pants."
<Public> No-Fun Hardwicke says, "Alek is the Blacksword"
<Public> No-Fun Hardwicke says, "Because of the STDs"
<Public> Primrose Cordelya giggles
<Public> Juci Lucienne says, "Bwaha"
<Public> UnLegit Jarod says, "So hot it burns"
<Public> UnLegit Jarod says, "(when you pee)"


Friday February 3, 2012
Fenrir arrives.
<OOC> Orlagh says, "http://failblog.org/2012/02/01/dating-fails-dating-fails-the-best-marriage-counselors-are-in-primary-school/"
<OOC> Orlagh says, "'Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.'"
<OOC> Orlagh XD
<OOC> Fenrir says, "…"
<OOC> Fenrir says, "I assume you /don't/ mean his wife?"
<OOC> Anders says, "Keep the chips and dip coming!!!"
<OOC> Orlagh says, "click the link, dope :P"
<OOC> Fenrir says, "Oh! It's still loading"
<OOC> Orlagh says, "ROFL"
<OOC> Orlagh says, "no, I was not insulting Anders' mrs"
<OOC> Anders grins.
<OOC> Orlagh dies
<OOC> Fenrir says, "ahahaa"
<OOC> Fenrir says, "I was like, "…Wow.""
<OOC> Fenrir says, "There goes THAT friendship!"


Thursday April 19, 2012
Danae says, "We should find something to go and shoot."
Danae says, "LIKE A BEAR."
Rutger says, "YES"
Josse says, "Can I play the bear?"
Josse auditions
Josse says, "Rar."
Rutger says, "Oh very scary"
Josse says, "INORITE"
Danae says, "I felt the fear, yes."
Rutger says, "How are you at sleeping as a bear?"
Josse auditions
Josse zzz
Rutger says, "Very bear like"
Josse says, "INORITE"
Rutger says, "Okay the last question. If a tree fell on you, what would you do as a bear?"
Josse auditions
Josse dies x.x
Danae applauds.
Danae says, "Very good. Beary good, even."
Rutger says, "Hmm. An interesting take. Very well. I think we have our Bear."
Josse fistpump


Friday April 20, 2012
<Public> Dragon has joined this channel.
<Newbie> Dragon has just created a character! Welcome to Steel & Stone!
<Groves> Gedeon says, "FYIAD"
<Groves> Dragon has joined this channel.
<Groves> Dragon says, "FYIAD"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Hmm"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "Wait, so are you staff or just goofing around?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I'm just assuming my true form, Gedeon."
<Groves> Dragon says, "Too long have I hidden my inner nature from the world."
<Groves> Gedeon says, "I'm not sure it was really all that hidden."
<Groves> Dragon says, "SILENCE MORTAL"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "FYIAD"
<Groves> Dragon says, "MY TRUE NATURE ALSO INVOLVES CAPSLOCK"
<Groves> Disco Stu Hardwicke says, "you are killing me"
<Groves> Dragon says, "IN MY HEART THERE ARE NO LOWERCASE LETTERS"
<Groves> Rutger says, "I am so confused"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "all your thoughts are loud ones"
<Groves> Dragon says, "THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE HUMAN AND YOUR BRAIN IS VERY SMALL"
<Groves> Disco Stu Hardwicke wheeze
<Groves> Rutger says, "My brain eats brains"
<Groves> Dragon says, "IT IS BARELY AN AMUSE BOUCHE, YOUR BRAIN"
<Groves> Dragon says, "IF I RECEIVED IT AS AN APPETIZER I WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT PORTION SIZE AND DOWNGRADE THE RESTAURANT A STAR ON YELP"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "So, do you have a giant wad of gold?"
<Groves> Rutger thought you called my brain a douche :(
<Groves> Dragon says, "I HAVE MANY WADS OF GOLD AND ALL ARE GIANT"
<Groves> Dragon says, "AND VERY SHINY"
<Groves> Dragon says, "VERY VERY SHINY"
<Groves> Dragon says, "SO SHINY AND GOLD"
<Groves> Rutger says, "You're nasty"
<Groves> Dragon says, "MMMM SHINY GOLDEN GOLD"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "So… dinner on you, then?"
<Groves> Disco Stu Hardwicke says, "i can't breathe"
<Groves> Dragon says, "NO!"
<Groves> Dragon says, "MY GOLD IS ALL MINE AND NOT YOURS"
<Groves> Dragon says, "NOT FOR YOU"
<Groves> Dragon says, "MINE!"
<Groves> Dragon says, "DON'T LOOK AT IT!"
<Groves> Dragon says, "STOP LOOKING I CAN FEEL YOU LOOKING!"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "so, you are a giant wad."
<Groves> Rutger says, "Who is Dragon?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "DRAGON IS DRAGON"
<Groves> Dragon says, "A DRAGON BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD STILL HAVE JUST AS MUCH SHINY SHINY GOLD"
<Groves> Rutger says, "I couldnt tell by the caps"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Not the right inflections"
Elf pages: FYIAD!
<Groves> Dragon says, "DRAGONS DO NOT HAVE INFLECTIONS WE HAVE VOICE MODULATION DISORDER DO NOT MOCK OUR DISEASE"
<Groves> Dragon says, "IT IS A REAL THING OKAY IT'S NOT FUNNY"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Sing a little bit softly now"
You paged Elf with 'SILENCE PUNY ELFLING'
Elf pages: FYIAE
<Groves> Gedeon says, "It's kinda funny."
<Groves> Rutger says, "I thought all dragons suffer from heartburn and acid reflux"
<Groves> Disco Stu Hardwicke says, "I have to go to the grocery store but I don't want to because I love Dragon"
<Groves> Dragon says, "OUR HEARTS BURN WITH OUR LOVE FOR GOLD"
<Groves> Dragon says, "THE ACID REFLUX IS AN UNFORTUNATE SIDEEFFECT BUT MY GOLD BUYS ALL THE PRILOSEC OTC ANY DRAGON COULD EVER DESIRE"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Dragon do you do advice columns?"
<Groves> Dragon-Lover Hardwicke says, "PLEASE DO"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I HAVE BEEN SOLICITED TO WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS IN THE PAST BUT THEY NEVER OFFERED ME ENOUGH GOLD. GQ IS A BUNCH OF CHEAP BASTARDS"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "What do you look like?"
<Groves> Rutger says, "because I need advice"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I LOOK LIKE A MIGHTY AND MAJESTIC DRAGON"
<Groves> Dragon says, "ON WHAT DO YOU WISH ADVICE HUMAN MORSEL?"
<Groves> Rutger says, "How do you give a girl a castle? Like a wetlands castle?"
You paged Elf with 'I WILL DEVOUR YOU FOR BREAKFAST ALONG WITH SEVERAL DOZEN OF YOUR ELFISH KIN MOST LIKELY IN PIE FORM'
<Groves> Dragon says, "FIRST ONE MUST ACQUIRE A CASTLE AND PREVENT IT FROM BEING RAZED BY DRAGONS"
<Groves> Rutger says, "I bought it on ebay"
<Groves> Dragon says, "WHEN ONE INEVITABLY FAILS TO DO THIS BECAUSE NO ONE CAN STAND AGAINST DRAGONS, ONE IS ABLE TO AVOID THE ISSUE BY BEING DEAD AND NOT IN POSSESSION OF A CASTLE"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I HOPE THAT THIS SOLVES YOUR PROBLEM."
<Groves> Rutger says, "Not quite"
<Groves> Rutger says, "what if the castle survives"
<Groves> Dragon says, "PERHAPS I COULD CHARBROIL YOUR HEAD WOULD THAT HELP?"
<Groves> Dragon-Lover Hardwicke says, "What if he makes a monthly sacrifice to appease the dragon and keep it from razing the castle?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "IF THE CASTLE SURVIVES I WILL FILL IT WITH GOLD AND SLEEP IN IT"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "How do you become a dragon?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "YOU BECOME A DRAGON BY HATCHING FROM A DRAGON EGG"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Does that help property value?"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "Can this conversation go on the Lulz page?"
<Groves> Dragon-Lover Hardwicke says, "YES"
<Groves> Dragon-Lover Hardwicke says, "HARDWICKE'S CHANLOVE"
<Groves> Dragon says, "DRAGON DOES NOT PERFORM FOR THE PUNY HUMAN MASSES"
<Groves> Dragon says, "UNLESS IT IS PART OF AN ELABORATE PLOT TO GATHER A LARGE MASS OF PUNY HUMANS SO THAT DRAGON CAN BARBECUE THEM ALL AT ONCE FOR EASE OF EATING"
<Groves> Gedeon says, "What are your weaknesses?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "LIKE FOR A PARTY"
<Groves> Rutger says, "What is your favorite animal?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS THE NARWHAL"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Shit that's boss"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I THINK IT IS OBVIOUS WHY"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Because it is the dragon of the sea?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "PERHAPS"
<Groves> Rutger says, "If I had to be an animal, I'd want to be a bear or a Narwhal."
<Groves> Dragon says, "OR PERHAPS IT IS A TASTY FISHSNACK WHICH COMES ON ITS OWN HANDY BUILT-IN SKEWER"
<Groves> Dragon says, "SIX OF ONE HALF DOZEN OF THE OTHER"
<Groves> Rutger says, "Dragon, who would win in a fight between a Dragon and a giant?"
<Groves> Dragon says, "I HAVE A PILE OF GIANT BONES CLOGGING UP MY DISPOSAL RIGHT NOW. I WILL LET YOU DEDUCE THE ANSWER YOURSELF."
<Groves> Dragon says, "I KEEP MEANING TO CLEAN THEM OUT BUT WHEN THE DISPOSAL SPLASHES WATER AROUND ANGRILY IT CATCHES THE LIGHT AND IS SO SHINY"
<Groves> Dragon says, "SO VERY VERY SHINY"
<Groves> Dragon says, "AND NOW I AWAY!"
<Groves> Dragon has disconnected.


<Public> Justin says, "Never noticed how the TP rooms are marked 'Occupied' in red, or 'Available' in green. Just like portapottys. ;P"
<Public> Mavtastic Hardwicke says, "DO NOT ENTER"
<Public> Mavtastic Hardwicke says, "POOP IN PROGRESS"
<Public> Perfect Lady Danae says, "SHIT IS GOING DOWN."
<Public> n00b Liss says, "Not my kink, but whatever floats your boat… ;)"
<Public> Justin laughs and has his TP handy.
<Public> Mavtastic Hardwicke gives Danae the gold star for the evening
<Public> Perfect Lady Danae beams.
<Public> Perfect Lady Danae says, "This is why TP is in the rooms, Justin."
<Public> Justin says, "You all cracked me up a lot this evening. Thank you."
<Public> Mavtastic Hardwicke says, "omfg"
<Public> Mavtastic Hardwicke says, "dd"
<Public> Justin says, "No wonder the dump messages."

Dania arrives from the Bandit Hole.
Dania has arrived.
<OOC> Dragon says, "Get back in the hole, Dania."
Dania leaves, heading towards the Bandit Hole [Bandit Hole].
Dania has left.
<OOC> Dragon says, "lulz"
<OOC> Kain says, "Damn you told her."
<OOC> Dragon says, "I did."
<OOC> Kain says, "Dragon knows how to put the women in their place."
<OOC> Troll says, "hahahah"
<OOC> Jarod says, "Loooooooool"

<Misc> Nares says, "you know, I miss the days when you could run off to sea without your parents being able to stalk you over the internet."


<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen ninjas on.
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "That is not very sneaky of you, ninja Jacsen."
<Misc> Jarod karate chop
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys says, "ninja on Winged Badger, ninja on."
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen flap flap flap, CHOPPED, ded. x_x
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "In fact, I hate to be the party pooper, but I think announcing yourself publically is the ANTI ninja."
<Public> The Conversation Killer: Alys says, "Pssh you only see ninjas when they want to be seen, duh! ;)"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "You LOVE to be the party pooper."
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "You come to parties just to poop."
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "loooooool"
<Misc> Jarod says, "No one expects the obvious ninja"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "I DO NOT"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "ALL THE TIME LUCI"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "I DON'T EVEN LIKE PARTIES"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "THEY ARE NECESSARY BUT THEY ARE STUPID FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "HENCE THE POOPING"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "I HATE BEING A PARTY POOPER COZ IT MEANS I HAVE TO BE AT A FUCKING PARTY"
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys says, "Hence the reason you poop at them so everyone leaves and you don't have to deal with them!"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY IN MY PANTS"
<Misc> Wayland says, "Children, children…behave."
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "Oh I like that party. :D"
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys says, "Then it becomes a SOLO-PARTY"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "I… won't poop at that party. This is getting a little more crass than I'd like."
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys says, "BAHAHA"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "ikr?"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "LOLZORSAURUS"
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys says, "I think this should go in the LULZ page. BAHAH"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "oh god"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "Do we have to?"
<Misc> Kills 'Em With Kindness: Alys nods. "Yes, my dear. I think we do.

<Misc> All your Charlton belongs to Riordan says, "Shit as in bad, dood. He doesnt get them at all. The ones he wants to make nice with, he makes them cry. And dont even get me started on his gift-giving habbits. *facepalms*"
<Misc> All your Charlton belongs to Riordan has explained all this to Luciplayer. She was laughing her ass off for a good few minutes. ;)
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen narrows eyes.
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "WAS IT YOUR DICK IN A BOX"
<Misc> All your Charlton belongs to Riordan laaaaaughs.
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "IT WAS HIS DICK IN A BOX"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "HE GAVE IT TO ANAIS"
<Misc> All your Charlton belongs to Riordan says, "No, but he DID give a secret box of something to Anais."
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "FOR HER BIRTHDAY, FOR CHRISTMAS"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen says, "YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S BOX"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "FOR HANNUKAAAAAAHHHHHH"
<Misc> All your Charlton belongs to Riordan says, "BUT I'M NOT SAYING WHAT WAS IN HER BOX!"
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "HIS DICK IN A BOX"
<Misc> Winged Badger Jacsen froths into a rage


Thursday 22 June 2012

<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "Who's an DIY type person for stuff around the house?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I am, Cherry."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I renovated a whole condo. :D"
<Misc> Perfect Gentleman Martyn says, "DIY?"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "Do it yourself"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/31-insanely-easy-and-clever-diy-projects?sub=-624957_374051
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise is totally doing this for her cousin who has an upcoming birthday.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "How is this DIY?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "'Fill a Jar with Christmas Lights'."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "That is a suggestion, not DIY, WEBSITE."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "YOU ARE JUST TELLING SOMEONE TO PUT SOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN A JAR."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn tableflips.
<Misc> Kaffron OTP Jacsen bursts out laughing.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn Jacsenflips.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "And then it just shows a picture! Of christmas lights in a jar!"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "BAH not that"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "LOOK AT WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISHED WITH DIY."
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "#16!"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I know."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I was just looking at the other things."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "OH ALSO YOU CAN PAINT GLITTER ON THINGS. THAT IS DIY."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "This list sucks."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "Number 16 is cool. But."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "OH ALSO IF YOU PUT CANDLELIGHTS IN COFFEE BEANS, IT SMELLS PRETTY."
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise will try that.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "BAM. DIY JUST BY GIVING YOU SUGGESTIONS OF THINGS TO PUT TOGETHER."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "ALSO, DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD DIY MICROWAVING SPICES TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL NICE?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I DIY'ED PUTTING MY DISHES INTO A DISHWASHER TODAY."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "DIY."
<Misc> Summer comes for Lucienne says, "Why would you microwave spices?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I HAVE NO IDEA. STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY RANT MAKE SENSE."
<Misc> The 'Aff' of Kaffron, Saffron understands.
<Misc> Kaffron OTP Jacsen is roffling.
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise will not paint her shoes with nail polish, will just buy a new pair.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "MUIRENN, PUT SOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN A JAR. JUST SHOVE THEM IN THERE."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "BAM."
<Misc> Scarface Katrin says, "You're not letting this go anytime soon, are you, Roslyn?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "no."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "KITTRIDGE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT GLITTER ON STUFF?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "Not even specific stuff. Just stuff. BAM DIY."
<Misc> Scarface Katrin headdesks.
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "It is DIY"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "You didn't BUY it that way"
<Misc> Muirenn says, "srsly"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "She's just testy cause it's not complicated shit. lol"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I THINK PEOPLE KNOW THEY CAN PUT GLITTER ON THINGS."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS SURPRISED BY IT."
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise says, "Maybe they don't know how."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "The website doesn't even say!"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "What's glitter?"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "Like the Mariah Carey movie?"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "Why would I put that on anything but my tv?"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "It's not really, like, a display item."
<Misc> Muirenn has watched her MIL put glitter on her FIL's bald head
<Misc> Muirenn says, "is that DIY then?"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "BAM DIY."
<Misc> Muirenn says, "there ya go"
<Misc> The Good Wife Cherise is gonna go find a mason jar and some xmas lights.
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "I AM GOING TO TABLEFLIP YOUR MASON JAR. FULL OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "AT LEAST MAKE THE OTHER THING."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "The firefly jar."
<Misc> BAM DIY Jacsen says, "NO LET HER KEEP GOING"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "That was actually DIY!"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "Wait, I have mason jars AND christmas lights."
<Misc> Kittridge says, "RIGHT NOW"
<Misc> BAM DIY Jacsen says, "DO IT KITTRIDGE"
<Misc> Perfect Gentleman Martyn says, "Do it, and take pictures for the rest of us…"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "http://steelandstone.wdfiles.com/local--files/roslyn/DIY.jpg"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "TADA"
<Misc> The 'Aff' of Kaffron, Saffron says, "ROFL"
<Misc> The 'Aff' of Kaffron, Saffron says, "You're mean, Kit. Mean."
<Misc> Perfect Gentleman Martyn falls over laughing. But it's excellent, Kitt. Brilliant!
<Misc> The 'Aff' of Kaffron, Saffron says, "Christmas lights in jam jars."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, ".. omg."
<Misc> The 'Aff' of Kaffron, Saffron says, "<3 Kitt. <3"
<Misc> Muirenn says, "i shall diy"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn tableflips.
<Misc> Kittridge says, "Bahahahahaha"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "BAM. I FLIPPED A TABLE TO PUT A NEW SPIN ON MY ROOM. DIY."
<Misc> LadyOnAMission- Alys dies. "Kitt. That was great."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn is laughing so hard now, too.
<Misc> Kittridge says, "Buzzfeed seems to have forgotten that jam jars have lids and christmas lights require a plug."
<Misc> Kittridge says, "BUT I MADE IT WORK"
<Misc> Kittridge says, "LIKE A CRAFTY PERSON THAT CRAFTS THINGS"
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO SHOVE LIGHTS IN A JAR. THAT WAS THE INSTRUCTIONS."
<Misc> I NEED HELP Roslyn says, "BAM DIY."


Friday February 185th 2013

<OOC> Nathaniel says, "You'll have all day tomorrow for your wife to ravish you mercilessly and leave marks in embarrassing places. :P"


Monday February 18th 2013

<The Roost> Mortimer hands Martyn a gold star for being able to spell his name in a pose
<The Roost> Martyn ooohs. Gold!
<The Roost> Faline evil glares, "I spelled your name right."
<The Roost> Faline fingered you first. >_>
<The Roost> Nathaniel checks his employee's handbook for the rules about +fingering commoners.

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