FS3 Decides
FS3 Decides!!
In which everything is +rolled, and nothing is IC!

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<FS3> Lucienne rolls Walking Through The Doorway: Success.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Sitting On The Chair: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Laughing At Chair-Falling Lucienne: Success.

Lucienne walks in the door and tries to sit down, but she fails.

Lucienne fall on her a$$

Jarod laughs at her failure.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Get Up: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Help Little Luci Up: Failure.

Lucienne tries to get up, but falls on her a$$ again.

Jarod tries to help her up and drops her more.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Shakefist: Success.

Lucienne shakes her fist at the Gods. "Why, damn you?!!"
<FS3> Jarod rolls Gods Smite Little Luci: Failure.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Get Up: Failure.

The Seven have no reaction to Lucienne's shakefist.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Pinned By A Giant Hamster: Success.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Fight Hamster!: Failure.

Lucienne tries to get up again, and even though the Gods do not smite her, she is pinned by a giant hamster and therefore cannot get up. "Oofmrglemmonnnnnnn!"

(That is code for please help me Jarod, fight the hamster)
<FS3> Opposed Roll — Jarod=unarmed Vs Hamster=unarmed
< Jarod: Good Success Hamster: Success
< Net Result: Jarod wins - Marginal Victory

Jarod fights the hamster and marginally defeats it!
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Get Up And Thank Jarod: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Snuffle In Unappreciated Fashion: Good Success.

Lucienne tries to thank Jarod, but is still breathless from being squashed by the hamster.

Jarod is wounded by the lack of appreciation for his glorious victory and snuffles.

<FS3> Lucienne rolls Reassure Jarod Of His Prowess: Failure.

Lucienne is just a right fucking failure in all respects, isn't she? Can't even reassure Jarod of his prowess!!

<FS3> Jarod rolls Bolster Ego Through Drug Use: Failure.

Jarod takes more drugs to feel better about himself, but it is empty and hollow.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Convince Jarod To Share Drugs: Failure.

Lucienne says, "FML."
<FS3> Jarod rolls Keep All Drugs: Failure.
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Steal The Drugs: Failure.

Jarod shares his drugs anyway, because he is SUPER NICE.

THAT IS SUPER NICE. NOT LIKE LUCIENNE:
<FS3> Lucienne rolls Sell Jarod Out To The Cops: Success.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Run From Cops: Failure.

Wait.

Wait!!
<FS3> Jarod rolls Is The Cops!!!: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Is The Cops!!!: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Is The Cops!!!: Failure.
<FS3> Jarod rolls Is The Cops!!!: Success.

Jarod finally convinces people he is the cops.

THE END

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